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musings-of-a-crazy-bard asked: Don't hate me because I'm from the U.S. Joel. We gotta keep this relationship thing going to make sure our nations keep getting along.
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musings-of-a-crazy-bard replied to your post: the only thing i like about winter is that i get… I didn’t know Australia got winter. Does it drop to a whopping 7 C ? Or is it cold enough to be at 0 ? O.o Its going down to 7 degrees C at the lowest tonight. And in some places it does...
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the only thing i like about winter is that i get to wear my coats.
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dionthesocialist: Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
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chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
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maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 
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pornolympics: i’m a fragile little bumble bee please do not hurt my feelings
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person: you're blocking the view.
me: i am the view.
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nepetatea: tamamuratamao: WHEN UR FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS WITH OTHER FRIENDS OF YOURS AND ITS A BIG CIRCLE OF FRIENDS WHEN THOSE FRIENDS LIKE EACH OTHER MORE THAN THEY LIKE YOU
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bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
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quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
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zacwells: hey c’mere No Closer… closer… *kiss*
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Lachlan is a terrible cockblocking machine sent from the future to ensure mankind’s extinction through immense cockblocking.
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