night followers. i love you all. ♥
hmm. Thinking it should be sleepy time.
- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
Left by the roadside.
happy birthday cuuuuunnnnnntttttttt
And hope you die
haqqy birfdai sxc ;)
HEY MAANGG. HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. GOOD DAY AND SUCH.
Happy Birthday :D
omg hapy birthday joel :DDDD
Happy Birthday lovely :DDDDD!!!!!!!!!
H@qqY B1r7hd@Y J03L!!!
Happy Birthday! btw I'm pregnant.
...Its not my birthday guys...
Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have stuffed animals on your bed or in your room.
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me, bro.
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.